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thedawnmarie:

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jonasbrotha:

Thor took me to the gym (no kidding!!!!), and we sat awkwardly (yeah i don’t gym). Then, that night we made out (get at me, older hemsworth), and as he sang to me (old folk songs of asgard, no doubt), he said: “We need to talk.”

I AM SCREECHING

Banner took me to the Helicarrier and we watched the sunset. Then, that night we read books, and as he touched my lips, he said “let’s go to the bedroom”

Captain America took me to Times Square and we saw a movie. Then, that night we made out and as he touched my lips he said I love you.

I like it. It’s really funny that I ended up getting Chris.

Black Widow took me to Stark Tower and we went to a club. Then, that night we played a game and as she looked into my eyes she said, “You’re the only one for me.”

Okay, then.

Banner took me to Stark Tower and we took a walk. Then that night we sat by the fire and as he looked into my eyes he said, “It’s over”.

Well good because I don’t wanna be with him anyway XD

(Source: glenas)